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So my group is brown. And the shirts are brown. Can I switch into the green or pink group? You see, I have a cool skin tone and people with cool skin tone do NOT look good in brown. Or in sparkles, for that matter ( Read more... )

Well I made it back to Galway. The whole family came to pick me up at King's Cross. The first thing mom said to me was that my skirt was too short and that I was not being chaste in the Lord. She was so happy that the family is all back together, because now my sister and I can both go to church with her every day ( Read more... )

[There is the sound of paper rustling and some slight humming.

Silence.

Then a gasp. More rustling of paper.]

No. Oh my God, NO. Are you even-

[A frustrated cry fills the air, along with the sound of paper being balled up and throw across the room.]

They're sending me to CAMP? Are you SERIOUS right now??

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